tickled

i've been tickled by kristin

1. Seven things I intend to do before I die:
visit iceland
kayak
drink absinthe
go on an extended bicycle trip
see a mountain
see a desert
shave my head

2. Seven things I can do:
juggle
read quickly
speak in public
skate backwards
sketch at least as well as napoleon dynamite
remember who did most pop songs
roll sushi (veggie sushi)



3. Seven things I can't do:
understand eminem's critical aclaim
roll my r's as in "hurrrka"
keep my shirt tucked in
play guitar
play halo
eat onions
dance


4. Seven things I find appealing in the other sex:
being callipygous
assertiveness
good taste in music/film/culture
athletic
ginormous br---ains (got ya, huh)
dinstinctive or even quirky personality/appearance
ability to have my back in a bar fight

5. Seven famous people I find appealing:
sandra bullock
marla streb
jessica alba
jennifer garner
hanne hukkelberg
bjork
sofia coppola

6. Seven words or sentences I frequently utter:
that's the joke part
GOSH! (spoken as napoleon dynamite)
i see
yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever (spoken VERY fast)
der
alrighty
howdy


7. Seven things I see this very moment:
bunch of web development books
mounds of stuff i should be grading
my laptop (duh)
a phone
a gift i got for appearing at a conference
numerous drawings by my daughter
2 gnomes playing chess

i tickle anyone who reads and is tickled by this meme....

*edit* as you can see - i spent a lot of thought on this..took me a day to write and post it - and i've edited it a half-dozen times since i posted it!!!!